The Most Boring Book Of All Time

I've written this book but I'm afraid to say that it's very boring. Dull and tedious and in every way and almost totally pointless.
I'm very sorry about that if you've decided to buy it and i'm equally sorry if one of your stupid mates has given it to you for your birthday as a joke or something.
I had planned to write something really exciting and interesting but I couldn't think of anything at all so I just did this instead. I thought that by the time I finished writing it there might be something sort of funny about how boring it is but sadly that wasn't the case and instead it's just painfully monotonous and lucklustre from start to finish and has very few redeeming qualities at all.
I'm baffled as to why it was ever published and I'm the one who wrote it. I can only assume it was given the green light due to some sort of mundane administrational error.
Anyway, I apologise once again and I promise if I ever bother trying to write a book again I'll put more effort in.